Heart Haiku Contest!

Write a clever haiku about any matter of the heart and win one of our new Humongous Hearts! This cardiovascular muscle plushie is almost three times bigger than the original, so its got a grand capacity for love. In case you forgot, haikus are Japanese poems composed of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5,7,5 syllables). You've got only heart to gain, so may the best original haiku win -- enter in the comments section below! U.S. entries only, sorry! Be sure to include a valid email address so we can contact you (it will not be made public on the blog). Contest closes next Monday!

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31 comments


  • Jim E.

    Be warned all vampires
    Stake and garlic breath have I
    For thy heart and mine


  • TokyoBunnie

    Here’s two entries from over at the Tokyobunnie blog! <3

    2 comments:

    Alan Summers said…

    those fourteen summers all that remains is the glue of a paper heart all my very best Alan Alan’s blog: http://area17.blogspot.com/ 9/15/2010

    April said…

    since my children’s births parts of me have expanded my heart was the first

  • Steven

    Gosh. The poem written by Katherine is amazing. I was laughing so hard ha ha ha ha ha ha. Katherine, whoever you are, you’re my hero.


  • Jim E.

    Too young for a heart
    Attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
    Move body, eat right


  • Wilson Ramsdorf

    my heart is broken
    the haiku contest results
    are not yet announced


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