Heart Haiku Contest!

Write a clever haiku about any matter of the heart and win one of our new Humongous Hearts! This cardiovascular muscle plushie is almost three times bigger than the original, so its got a grand capacity for love. In case you forgot, haikus are Japanese poems composed of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5,7,5 syllables). You've got only heart to gain, so may the best original haiku win -- enter in the comments section below! U.S. entries only, sorry! Be sure to include a valid email address so we can contact you (it will not be made public on the blog). Contest closes next Monday!

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31 comments


  • Je Maki

    There, within the fertile soil
    lies my beating heart
    Beaten, not broken, it toils


  • Barry Prospect

    My poor troubled heart
    you work hard that i might eat
    ice cream every day


  • lauren

    i mean….

    you are red
    and pump
    my blood
    through my bod.


  • Jim Esposito

    Shinzou

    Hear the sounds of life
    this breathing metronome holds
    dreams, love, secrets… mine!


  • Lauren H.

    Hearts are on fire

    Staring into his green eyes

    Love is in the air!


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