Penis Gifts

We’ve got funny penis gifts for days, like our best-selling penis pillow. We have the penis stuffed animal you've been looking for, perfect bachelorette party gifts, penis shaped gag gifts and anywhere else a stuffed penis is needed. Never lose your keys -- or sparkly penis -- again with our glittery penis keychain. Our cute penis enamel pin is at home on a jacket, backpack or urologist's white coat. Our comfy penis neck pillow with foreskin pocket is a great mascot at the vasectomy clinic, IVF clinic and helpful ice-breaker during sex ed chats. Peep more quirky and perky funny penis gifts below!

 

Our Amazing Customers

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Got this as a gift for my daughter with type 1 diabetes. The colour is great and the face is super cute! Its soft and great quality. She LOVES it!

Megan L.
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The spine plush actually cracks! I love the vibrancy of the plushies and their smile is too cute. Will definitely be back!

Mena P.
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I had to purchase this along with a load of other boob merch as I was diagnosed with breast cancer in October so it definitely cheered me up when it arrived. We sure do have a lot in common liking oncologists and disliking breast cancer! 😅

Laura
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Sent it as a gift to someone who was recovering from a cholecystectomy. She loved it. She said that the laugh that she got from it probably did the most for her healing than anything else.

Becki F.
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This testicle plush is firm enough to squeeze and slowly release which is good for stress. I like that when I feel like a coward, he can be my balls when I have none.

April J.
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My friend has pancreatic cancer. She saw the pancreas in the gift store while getting treatment and told me she wanted it. She's been cuddling with it, named it, and said it reminded her to appreciate the good parts of her pancreas.

Kelly M.
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The penis neck pillow is comfy and sturdy, definitely the best one I have ever used! Extra points for the pocket in the foreskin.

Stephanie B.

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