Penis Gifts

We’ve got funny penis gifts for days, like our best-selling penis pillow. We have the penis stuffed animal you've been looking for, perfect bachelorette party gifts, penis shaped gag gifts and anywhere else a stuffed penis is needed. Never lose your keys -- or sparkly penis -- again with our glittery penis keychain. Our cute penis enamel pin is at home on a jacket, backpack or urologist's white coat. Our comfy penis neck pillow with foreskin pocket is a great mascot at the vasectomy clinic, IVF clinic and helpful ice-breaker during sex ed chats. Peep more quirky and perky funny penis gifts below!


Our Amazing Customers


The spine plush actually cracks! I love the vibrancy of the plushies and their smile is too cute. Will definitely be back!

Mena P.

Bought my stomach plush for my son who is having a total gastrectomy. It's a cute way to make a hard time a little easier.

Cheryl B.

A super cute knee joint for my granddaughter who tore her ACL and was so upset to not be able to finish her basketball season. This brought a huge smile to her face.

Marian P.

This testicle plush is firm enough to squeeze and slowly release which is good for stress. I like that when I feel like a coward, he can be my balls when I have none.

April J.

My friend has pancreatic cancer. She saw the pancreas in the gift store while getting treatment and told me she wanted it. She's been cuddling with it, named it, and said it reminded her to appreciate the good parts of her pancreas.

Kelly M.

The penis neck pillow is comfy and sturdy, definitely the best one I have ever used! Extra points for the pocket in the foreskin.

Stephanie B.

Got this as a gift for my daughter with type 1 diabetes. The colour is great and the face is super cute! Its soft and great quality. She LOVES it!

Megan L.

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