Penis & Testicle Gifts

We’ve got funny penis gifts for days, like our best-selling penis pillow. Never lose your keys -- or sparkly penis -- again with our glittery penis keychain. We have the penis plush you've been looking for, and ballsy gifts like our glittery penis enamel pin. Strap on our comfy penis neck pillow with foreskin pocket. Peep below for more quirky and perky penis gifts!

Need funny penis gifts? Celebrate fabulous foreskin, charming corpus cavernosum and more penis parts with penis lapel pins, testicle gifts and our best-selling penis neck pillow. The penis works with testicles, prostate and the bladder to deliver semen and pee to the outside world. We are proud to offer sparkly urethras, happy testicles and prostate presents for days. Surprise and delight your fun-loving urologist, or let stuffed testicles break the ice and get folks comfortable talking at sexual health and education chats. Just let our plush penis do the talking. It's not shy. Don’t miss out on being a penis club member! What does the penis do? Human penises deliver pee and semen to the outside world and a variety of other locations. At rest, this genial genital is fairly soft, but when it gets excited it fills with blood and becomes harder and larger. The penis works with testicles, prostate and the bladder to do its job. It’s the glans of opportunity!

Our Amazing Customers


The spine plush actually cracks! I love the vibrancy of the plushies and their smile is too cute. Will definitely be back!

Mena P.

Bought my stomach plush for my son who is having a total gastrectomy. It's a cute way to make a hard time a little easier.

Cheryl B.

A super cute knee joint for my granddaughter who tore her ACL and was so upset to not be able to finish her basketball season. This brought a huge smile to her face.

Marian P.

This testicle plush is firm enough to squeeze and slowly release which is good for stress. I like that when I feel like a coward, he can be my balls when I have none.

April J.

My friend has pancreatic cancer. She saw the pancreas in the gift store while getting treatment and told me she wanted it. She's been cuddling with it, named it, and said it reminded her to appreciate the good parts of her pancreas.

Kelly M.

The penis neck pillow is comfy and sturdy, definitely the best one I have ever used! Extra points for the pocket in the foreskin.

Stephanie B.

Got this as a gift for my daughter with type 1 diabetes. The colour is great and the face is super cute! Its soft and great quality. She LOVES it!

Megan L.

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