Give the gift of cute vaginas + vulvas : it's a Vadge of Honor! We’ve got sparkly vagina pins, fluffy vulva plushies, glittery vagina and vulva keychains and other hilarious hoo-ha happiness. Perhaps you're looking for funny yeast infection gifts or a little UTI humor to go with that burning sensation "down there?" Our stuffed plushie vagina zip pouch makes a funny and comforting episiotomy gift -- throw an ice pack into our snatch and apply to your own! We say hooray, because we have loads of happy va-jay-jays to help you and your cooter laugh again.
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Vulva + Vagina - Hooray for the Va-Jay-Jay!
The vagina and vulva connect your uterus to the outside! The strong, flexible, muscular tube on the inside of the body is called the vagina, while the decorated doorway to the vagina is called the vulva. The vulva includes wonderful parts such as the mons, labia and clitoris. Together as a team, the vagina and vulva play important roles in sex, reproduction and other fun and games.
Why would anyone want to buy a vagina plushie? We can think of a hundred reasons, starting with how amazing and vagical this human organ is! Vaginas are fun, flexible and super strong. The world's strongest vagina can lift a 30 lb weight (just look it up in the Guinness Book, friends) and the vagina pushes a baby out of the body with about 60 to 120 lbs of pressure. Your pelvic floor muscles help, too!
You may find need for funny vagina gifts if your hoo-ha is having probs. Vaginal cancer, vulva polyps, episiotomy and vaginal issues such as STDs and UTIs aren't very funny, but our cute vulva and vagina gifts sure are. And they might help you laugh instead of cry on your journey to better health.
Tell mom you're sorry about what you did to her vagina so many moons ago with a fluffy vagina plushie, sparkly and cute vulva keychain, vagina enamel pins or vagina magnet. Great gift for your budding feminist, first period or MTF transition to a whole new set of genitals. Pin a teeny tiny 'gina to your backpack or jacket and be proud of your body!
Your vaginal care package will shine brighter with a vagina zip pouch or sparkly vulva enamel pin. OBGYNs, midwives, labor and delivery nurses, doulas, pelvic floor specialists and sexual health educators and reproductive rights advocates will love getting cute funny vagina swag. Our vaginal drip will bring the party at your sex ed health class or draw crowds to your convention prize wheel. Because life is better with vaginas.
Why would anyone want to buy a vagina plushie? We can think of a hundred reasons, starting with how amazing and vagical this human organ is! Vaginas are fun, flexible and super strong. The world's strongest vagina can lift a 30 lb weight (just look it up in the Guinness Book, friends) and the vagina pushes a baby out of the body with about 60 to 120 lbs of pressure. Your pelvic floor muscles help, too!
You may find need for funny vagina gifts if your hoo-ha is having probs. Vaginal cancer, vulva polyps, episiotomy and vaginal issues such as STDs and UTIs aren't very funny, but our cute vulva and vagina gifts sure are. And they might help you laugh instead of cry on your journey to better health.
Tell mom you're sorry about what you did to her vagina so many moons ago with a fluffy vagina plushie, sparkly and cute vulva keychain, vagina enamel pins or vagina magnet. Great gift for your budding feminist, first period or MTF transition to a whole new set of genitals. Pin a teeny tiny 'gina to your backpack or jacket and be proud of your body!
Your vaginal care package will shine brighter with a vagina zip pouch or sparkly vulva enamel pin. OBGYNs, midwives, labor and delivery nurses, doulas, pelvic floor specialists and sexual health educators and reproductive rights advocates will love getting cute funny vagina swag. Our vaginal drip will bring the party at your sex ed health class or draw crowds to your convention prize wheel. Because life is better with vaginas.