Heart Haiku Contest!

Write a clever haiku about any matter of the heart and win one of our new Humongous Hearts! This cardiovascular muscle plushie is almost three times bigger than the original, so its got a grand capacity for love. In case you forgot, haikus are Japanese poems composed of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5,7,5 syllables). You've got only heart to gain, so may the best original haiku win -- enter in the comments section below! U.S. entries only, sorry! Be sure to include a valid email address so we can contact you (it will not be made public on the blog). Contest closes next Monday!

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31 comments


  • adora

    It is just a pump.
    Something was wrong with her heart.
    My grandma is gone.


  • Alan Summers

    fourteen summers
    the glue remains
    of a paper heart


  • Desiree Segura

    An aching sorrow
    Fluttered beats of anxious joy
    Rythm of my life


  • Van

    Sudden chest pain disturbs
    Pity or last night’s burgers?
    The heart is complex


  • lauren

    ok let me try again,

    you are red and pump my blood

    throughout my hot body

    until i die


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