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Write a clever haiku about any matter of the heart and win one of our new
Humongous Hearts! This cardiovascular muscle plushie is almost three times bigger than the
original, so its got a grand capacity for love. In case you forgot, haikus are Japanese poems composed of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5,7,5 syllables). You've got only heart to gain, so may the best original haiku win -- enter in the comments section below! U.S. entries only, sorry! Be sure to include a valid email address so we can contact you (it will not be made public on the blog). Contest closes next Monday!
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tender heart
life enervates
love braces
ok, my last one was 3-4-3… so if you must have a 5-7-5:
love’s effluvium
unrequited love torments
bemused little heart
an enlarged heart tells
of cardiac injury -
cholesterol stuffed!
Butter is so good
Arteriosclerosis
Exercise I should
you flutter and flop
but don’t ever stop, that’s good
slimy, shiny heart
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