Heart Haiku Contest!

Write a clever haiku about any matter of the heart and win one of our new Humongous Hearts! This cardiovascular muscle plushie is almost three times bigger than the original, so its got a grand capacity for love. In case you forgot, haikus are Japanese poems composed of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5,7,5 syllables). You've got only heart to gain, so may the best original haiku win -- enter in the comments section below! U.S. entries only, sorry! Be sure to include a valid email address so we can contact you (it will not be made public on the blog). Contest closes next Monday!

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31 comments


  • Matty

    tender heart
    life enervates
    love braces


  • Matty

    ok, my last one was 3-4-3… so if you must have a 5-7-5:

    love’s effluvium
    unrequited love torments
    bemused little heart


  • wangston

    an enlarged heart tells
    of cardiac injury -
    cholesterol stuffed!


  • Lacey

    Butter is so good
    Arteriosclerosis
    Exercise I should


  • jane

    you flutter and flop
    but don’t ever stop, that’s good
    slimy, shiny heart


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