The Other Plush Organs

plush-uterus Do you think these plushies have been tested for child safety? Our recent uterus recall led me to an internet tangent so disturbing that I felt I had to share -- here's what you get when you Google "plush penis." The penises on the left and right are clearly for adults, the type of toy that is a staple of bachelorette parties and pride parades. But what about plush bears and bunnies hung like horses? I will refrain from making juvenile choking hazard jokes here, but it does make you wonder whether or not a toy like that has to be tested for child safety or not.

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  • Alina

    Hello there,

    I wonder if bear plush with penis is available to purchase anywhere online or in some stores? I desperate need for my husbands birthday present in August :) or later, as long as i could order from somewhere.
    Many thanks
    Alina


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