Roses Are Red

A valentine rhyme from our prostate plush. This seminal star is quite the charmer this year.

Fun fact: the prostate is an exocrine gland that produces the fluid in semen that nourishes and protects sperm. It's the granddaddy of millions of swimmers!

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