Feel it in Your Gut

Is it a worm? An orange slug? A stuffed tilde? Nope, it's a soft and squishy oversized appendix, which, believe it or not, people have been asking for around here. While your appendix is about the size of your pinky finger, this one is somewhat larger, about the size of a bottled beer. Even though there's already one attached to our plush intestine, we're pretty excited about it, especially the hangtag art, which is, in part, like an online dating profile for your appendix. A sample: Likes: E. coli, collecting fingernails Dislikes: appendectomies, tapeworms Books: I only read the appendix Wants to Meet: other vestigial organs