Kung Fu Uterus Patch - I Heart Guts
Kung Fu Uterus Patch - I Heart Guts
Kung Fu Uterus Patch - I Heart Guts
Kung Fu Uterus Patch - I Heart Guts

Kung Fu Uterus Patch

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Mess with this uterus and you will feel the pain. Uterus patch perfect to wear on your jacket or backpack to the next reproductive rights march. Iron-on 2.25" round embroidered patch. Made in the USA.

Cute funny uterus patch is ready to fight for you! When irritating & painful uterine issues make you want to punch a wall, such as endometriosis, PMS, cramps or hysterectomy, our Kung Fu Uterus patch will be there to help you battle. This uterus warrior is ready for anything!

This cute uterus iron-on patch is great for reproductive rights events, women's health walks and anyplace else you need a powerful uterus. If you need a funny gift for uterus surgery, this uterus patch is small, cheap (ahem, *inexpensive*) and brings the fun to not-so-fun health issues. Abortion march merch for U!

Share your uterine pride with friends, or give a cute embroidered uterus patch to your gynecologist. Look to your uterus iron-on patch for strength when when your actual uterus is metaphorically kicking you in the nuts. Our funny uterus patches are ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB/GYN smile. Uterus magnets make great giveaways at conferences, health event booths and prize wheels.

Every human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus. As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy. 

Check out more uterus tees and bags -- uterus shirts, uterus tote bags, uterus mugs -- at iheartguts.threadless.com!

📦 USA Priority Mail takes 3-7 business days, economy mail is 5-20 business days. International is 30-60 business days (aka FOREVER). Get express plush organs on Amazon or visit a store near you! Love that fine print? Learn more about our shipping policy and returns policy.

Spot clean with damp cloth and mild detergent. Wash on delicate and dry low. Don’t like reading? Watch an organ plush cleaning video!


"LOVE! I'm a nursing student. I finally decided to buy a new backpack, and decorate it with anatomy-themed iron on patches."
- Sarah E.

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