Vagina Button Set of 4
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This set of 4 vagina buttons is here to upgrade your badge reel from “professional healthcare worker” to “professional healthcare worker with jokes.” They’re durable, lightweight, and ready to survive long shifts, chaotic clinics, and way too many awkward anatomy conversations.
Each button brings its own humorous chaos. “I hate to brag but I’m kind of a va-genius” is for the overachievers of reproductive health. “My vagina made me do it” is the perfect excuse for absolutely everything. “Hooray for the Va-jay-jay” keeps things cheerful, like a tiny pep rally for anatomy, and “Congrats! You Found My Clitoris” is the ultimate conversation stopper (or starter) in the best possible way.
They’re perfect for badge reels, lanyards, scrubs, backpacks, or anywhere you need a little medical humor that makes people do a double take. At the end of the day, these buttons don’t just decorate your uniform, they turn it into entertainment. Designed and made in the USA!
Fun fact: the vagina is actually a self-cleaning organ thanks to its natural balance of bacteria, which means it takes care of itself without any special soaps or products!
Snatch more vadge tees and gifts at our print-on-demand site. Hilarious hoo-ha gifts for your vadge fan.
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