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Cute uterus magnet is ready for you to smooch it where the sun don't shine. When uterine issues make you want to punch a wall, such as endometriosis, PMS, cramps or hysterectomy, our Kiss My Uteru-Ass magnet will be there to help you express your feelings.
This cute uterus magnet is great for reproductive rights events, women's health walks and anyplace else you need a powerful and sticky uterus. If you need a funny gift for uterus surgery, this uterus magnet is small, cheap (ahem, *inexpensive*) and brings the fun to not-so-fun health issues. Super strong 2.25" uterus magnet will stick to your fridge like glue. Made in the USA.
Share your uterine pride with friends, or give a uterus magnet to your gynecologist. Look to your uterus magnet for strength when your actual uterus is metaphorically kicking you in the nuts. Our uterus magnets are ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB/GYN smile. Uterus magnets make great giveaways at conferences, health event booths and prize wheels.
Every human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus. As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy.
Check out more uterus tees and bags -- uterus shirts, uterus tote bags, uterus mugs -- at iheartguts.threadless.com!
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"Fantastic funny gift for a coworker or pal"
- Andrea Y.