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Let it all hang out with the cutest testicle keychain ever! Our testicle keychain makes a great gag gifts for vasectomy surgery, testicular cancer survivors or fun-loving urologist! Cute testicle keychain brings awareness to these fun-loving gonads!
Testicle part of the keychain measures 1.93" x 1.9" and this rad 'nad comes packed on an educational infocard all about balls. The engraved back of the keychain and cardboard display both say: "Testicle: Having a Ball." Zinc alloy with soft enamel, polybagged. Designed in the US, made in China.
If you want, buy two for anatomical correctness & extra balls. High-quality testicle keychain is just the thing to gift your doctor for a job well done. Bring balls to your IVF clinic or sperm bank! Super cute urology clinic mascot for bathroom keys. This testicle keychain is easy to clean! Wipe and disinfect this metal testicle keychain to keep your clinical setting germ-free.
Testicles make sex hormones and sperm. These gonads hang in a happy pair inside the scrotum, just below the penis. Sperm is the swimming cell responsible for helping make new humans. Hormones in the brain spark testosterone production in the testicles. Absolutely nuts!
Wanna know more about testicles? I thought you'd never ask! The testicles make approximately a million sperm a day, that’s about 1,500 per second. The testicle’s pompadour Elvis-esque hairdo is called the epididymis, it’s an incubator for developing sperm babies. It’s like sperm preschool!
Nuts for more testicle treats? Having a Ball testicle tee, testicle tote bag, testicle mug, Grab Your Gonads testicular exam and so much more at our print-on-demand site iheartguts.threadless.com!
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"Nice quality, it makes a cheerful thought for anybody who has lost 'something important'."
- Danno
Nice quality, it makes a cheerful thought for anybody who has lost 'something important'. Same happy testicle theme matching several other products, like the plush, t-shirt, and stickers I've made a collection of them :)