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Snuggle up with this super-soft, high-quality plush rectum plush -- it might be the cutest rectum you'll ever lay your eyes on. Get to the bottom of all things rectum with our booklet hangtag, full of fecal facts and fun artwork. Measures 9"x10"x3". We promise snuggling this rectum after surgery will warm hearts and spark smiles. Handmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. Designed in California, handmade in China.
This rectum plushie draws awareness to a variety of serious health issues, including rectal surgery, colorectal cancer, IBD, IBS, anal cancer, Crohn's and colitis. If you need to tear someone a new one, start with the plush butthole! 100% polyester.
What does the rectum do? The rectum is the last stop for poop! The butt of many jokes, the rectum plays a serious role when it comes to pooping. This fecal loading dock is lined with nerve endings that, when filled with poop, tell the brain to find a bathroom pronto. Strong muscles push the poop out of the rectum and through the anus and, if you’re lucky, into the toilet! Vertical folds in rectum, called the Columns of Morgagni, are named after the lucky Giovanni Battista Morgagni, probably by one of his disgruntled former interns. Butts up!
This waste disposal champ makes a great gift for potty trainers and colorectal surgeons alike. Your colorectal surgeon will love you forever if you bring them a rectum stuffed animal.
Need more butt stuff? We have rectum posters, rectum-scented (not really) stuff and other colon goodies at our print-on-demand store iheartguts.threadless.com.
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"Just had butthole surgery. This little guy is the best gift for my surgeon (who had to do this surgery on me twice) and one for me helping me to recover!"
- Kat C.
Got this for a friend diagnosed with rectal cancer. It gave him a much needed laugh. Highly recommend.
I use this with my pelvic floor pediatric patients and it makes it more fun and more engaging for them!
Glad your newly acquired colon has a rectum to keep it company!
This plush **** is hilarious! My husband had a cancer scare, and I told him I cought this to help remind him to make good choices for his **** healthy. Now it sits in our living room, and we are constantly talking about it: "Hey, can I cuddle your ****?" "Look at my ****!" etc. We are weird, but I think this kooky plush helped my husband be able to talk about a nerve-wracking health issue. I love his **** !!
I gave this to a friend because they had a prolapsed ****. It was a big hit among our group of friends.
Glad you could all gather round and LOL at your buddie's prolapse. That's true friendship right there.
yay!
Woot woot! Cheering for your new rectum!