Vagina/Vulva Zipper Pouch!

We have a twinge in our minge! Store things in your hoo-ha with our rejuvenated plushie, now with a zipper pocket! 🤐 💖 Go back to school with your vagina -- cute vulva zip pouch is a great carrying case for pens, pencils and your phone. See us stash garlic, lemons and a bunch of other stuff into our vag on Insta...
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Don't forget an apple for the teacher! Tote your tampons, pain meds, birth control, vibrator, snacks... or whatever else your vulva needs!✨ What will you put in your new vagina? 💬 Personally, we can't wait to stuff it with a heat pad and clutch it to our bellies for crampy comfort!

Also our vag bag is now on Amazon! The Amazonian censors will make our vagina hard to find (because they don't like anatomical words for genitalia), so we'll make it easy to find our cute period gear bag that makes the best first period gift.

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