Steals and Deals!

Wanna know what's shakin' in the shop? We wanted to tell you about a bunch of good deals going on, while supplies last. First up, we've got 50% off plush teeth -- - they are just 10 BUCKS! Waaaat? These teeth didn't quite pass our quality control standards -- won't you take it home for 50% off? This tooth has flaws, but don't we all? Next up, 50% off green penis lapel pins! This adorably cocky fellow is a ton of fun and right now he's real cheap at just TWO BUCKS. Buy one penis, get one free. Outfit your entire urology clinic, Viagra pharma reps, or dress up your vasectomy lab with loads of penises! This penis will bring the party.