Best Knee Surgery Gifts
Is your knee bad? I mean, really really bad? Welcome to the club! The Bad Knee Club invites all those with terrible knees to trash-talk the human body's largest and most complex joint.
Before we give all knees a bad rap, let's talk about why knees are awesome! For example, did you know your kneecap is as unique as your fingerprint? That's right, it's not some generic bone, your kneecap -- aka your pepatella) is completely different than your brother's or your best friend's. It's like a snowflake!
Another interesting knee tidbit for ya: babies are born without kneecaps. It's true. These cartilage kneecaps may make birthing baby easier to pass through the ol' vagina. The kid's boney knees arrive between ages 2 and 6.
Ok, one last fun fact about knees: grasshoppers and crickets have ears on their knees!
Knees are cool and all, but when yours stop working and cause you a ton of pain, you are ready to toss out the old knee and start life over again with knee replacement surgery. New knee, new me!
Can't buy a cute knee surgery t-shirt right now? No worries, we get that. You can still join our club, membership is absolutely free and all you have to do is print out the above membership card and you're in.
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