Get Guts On Time!

Need guts for gifts? We've got your back! Here are the deadlines for making sure you've got guts this holiday season! Ship dates include processing + added holiday mail volume. We ship all over the world from the LA Metro area.

USA Order Dates for Dec 24 Delivery
Order by Dec 11 - USPS First Class - slow but cheap!
Order by Dec. 16 - USPS Priority Mail - best deal for you procrastinators out there
Order by Dec 20 - FedEx 2-Day - expensive, but it will get there, or try Amazon Prime!
Order by Dec 22 - FedEx Overnight - only for the rich and desperate (maybe make is a New Year's prezzie instead?)

International Order Dates for Dec 24 Delivery
Order by Nov 21 - USPS First Class International - slow but cheap. yes, it can take up to 356 days!
Order by Dec 5 - USPS Priority Mail International - better tracking, less time in customs, more expensive.

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