Funny Weird Valentine Gifts

Do you go together like Brain and Pituitary? Or is it a Placenta and Uterus kind of relationship? Find the Colon to your Rectum over at iheartguts.com, we've got the perfect pair of plush organs for your Weird Valentine! Not everyone likes dewy roses and stuffed bears.

Here's an actual gift note written by one of our actual customers: "Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like a healthy smiling Bladder!" Why say "I love you" with chocolate and diamonds when you could say it with a kidney and bladder?

Pssst... Just a heads-up: Jan. 29th is the last day for cheap 1st class shipping with guaranteed Val's Day delivery! Order by Feb. 6th with Priority Mail if you love spending extra on shipping, or visit a store near you for those last minute "I Spleen You" gifts!

Don't wanna spend a dime on your honey? No problem! We have free printable downloadable valentines that speak from the heart (and the rectum). Grab those and save your clams for a nice dinner out.

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