Female Trouble

uterus-hazard2 I Heart Guts is sad to inform you that we have issued a voluntary recall for one of our products, the Uterus Plush. For those of you who noticed our impromptu hysterectomy, here's the story: In an effort to make sure our toys are safe for all ages, the uterus plush failed a child toy safety standards test -- basically, if you pull too hard on the fallopian tubes, the ovary pops off, creating a potential choking hazard for small children. While we figured a plush uterus might not be of great interest to kids -- we designed it as a collectible plush for adults and marked them for ages 3 and up -- we want to be absolutely sure no harm comes from playing with our guts. If the uterus plush is within the grasp of a child, please remove it immediately and follow our instructions for returning the plush toy. On the bright side, the rest of our plush lineup meets U.S. and European safety standards for children's toys. The uterus will be made available on our website for adults only -- it is a sex organ after all -- who consent to keep it away from kids. A new kid-safe uterus will be available in 2009 for those of you with kids who must have a plushie uterus. In the meantime, please refrain from swallowing any ovaries.

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  • Uterus on The Loose « I Heart Guts!

    […] before have been discovered — we thought we should share them with you so you can understand why the uterus is not a children’s toy. See for yourself all the adult activities she’s been up […]


  •   Only on the internet: You can choke on an ovary by ClunkClunk

    […] you find a company who makes plush toys shaped like bodily organs, and that company is having a recall on the uterus plush toy because the ovaries are a choking […]


  •   Only on the internet: You can choke on an ovary by ClunkClunk

    […] you find a company who makes plush toys shaped like bodily organs, and that company is having a recall on the uterus plush toy because the ovaries are a choking […]


  • Great moments in recall notices - Consumer affairs, news, government watchdog - The Advocate - Times Union

    […] company explained the situation in a statement on their Web site: In an effort to make sure our toys are safe for all ages, the uterus plush failed a child toy […]


  • Great moments in recall notices - Consumer affairs, news, government watchdog - The Advocate - Times Union

    […] company explained the situation in a statement on their Web site: In an effort to make sure our toys are safe for all ages, the uterus plush failed a child toy […]


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