Periodic Table of Periods

IHeartGuts-PeriodicTablePeriodsWe are pleased to introduce our latest celebration of menstrual cycles -- The Periodic Table of Your Period. An illustrated guide to all things menses, we have included everything from bloating to chocolate, corpus luteum to period underwear. iheartguts-periodictable-2My geochemist husband came up with the idea and of course I am always dying to draw happy tampons, fallopian tubes and mucous, so I finally got my chance! If you look closely, you'll find smiling condoms, IUDs and diaphragms in the Birth Control Series, alongside chemical diagrams of progesterone, folic acid and other important substances that course through your veins monthly. iheartguts-menstrual-seriesThe first column is devoted to some of our favorite menstrual slang, a few highlights include "Shark Week," "Up On Blocks" and of course "Riding the Cotton Pony." This poster is vaguely NSFW, depending on where you work. There are cute little vaginas, horny uteruses and cock-blocked penises (how else can one illustrate abstinence?), so... maybe not the right thing to share with your kids. iheartguts-periodictable-3Visit our Good Ol' Menstrual Cycle poster for something more educational and kid-friendly.

Related Posts

Gift Guide for your Badly Behaved Body Parts
Santa low-key judging my body for all its probs. Fear not, help your pal with those misbehaving body parts a little j...
Read More
👀 See What's New About Our 👁️ Eyeball Stickers 👁️
They say the eyes have it, and our new updated eyeball sticker set sure has a lot -- a lot of eyeballs. Can you see w...
Read More
Hospitalized for the Holidays? Stocking Stuffers for Surgery, Diagnosis or Disease
The holiday season is supposed to be fun, but sometimes life doesn't get the DM. When surgery or illness strikes clos...
Read More

19 comments


  • harlee

    is that a penis


  • Sierra McCleary-Harris

    This is amazing! Is it going to be a poster?! I’d love to buy!


  • Diana Alvarez

    I want one. Where and when can I buy?


  • gutsy

    Hi Sierra,

    So glad you like it! We will definitely let you know when we have them for sale.

    Heart,
    Wendy


  • Lizzie

    I want a shirt with this on it.


Leave a comment

Please note, comments must be approved before they are published

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.