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What would you rather give your boyfriend -- blue balls or syphilis? Don't worry, we won't be offended if you like Giant Microbes better, we love them, too!

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2 comments


  • gutsy

    oh my, THANK YOU, i kept looking at it and thinking, “i know it’s spelled wrong, but how?” something called a dictionary might have helped.


  • Alex

    It’s “syphilis.”


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