👻 Health Scare Gifts 👻

Nobody likes a health scare 👻. Are docs gonna 🔪🎃 carve up your loved one? Dreaded diagnosis got you down? Get a gut to bring a bit of cheer -- we've got all your boo-boos covered at I Heart Guts -- your Health Scare Superstore 💀! Something funky going on with your heart 🫀? We've got the cutest heart gifts. Creepy crawlies going down your back 🦴? Check out our adorable backbone plushies. Blood 🩸, guts 🪱, lungs 🫁, you name it, we've got it. When the diabetes fairy or colitis boogeyman comes out, we have niche disease and surgery gifts to cover all scary medical situations.

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Round brain science magnet, orange with blue/purple 'BRAIN NOT BRAINING' text

Round brain magnet with cartoon face and 'BRAIN NOT BRAINING' purple lettering

Brain Not Braining Magnet | Cute Brain Science Study Gift

$4.00

last-minute gift!

I Heart Guts Gift Card

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Round green cartoon colon magnet with pink bunny, white character, and clover

Round green cartoon colon magnet close-up with pink bunny and white character

We Make Beautiful Farts Together | Cute Colon Magnet

$4.00

Nail wraps on fingers featuring red, yellow, and blue splash patterns

Heart of Gold Nail Wraps

$12.00

Round yellow magnet with pink and blue cartoon face and bold pink text

2.25-inch round yellow magnet with pink-blue cartoon face and colorful text

Don't Hate Us Cuz Ya Anus Magnet for Irritable Bowel, Colon Disease, IBS Humor

$4.00

Round red spine magnet with cartoon spinal characters and 'pat yourself on the back' design

Red spine magnet held against a white spine model, with cartoon cord and 'pat yourself' text

Spine Magnet - Pat Yourself on the Backbone, Cute Spinal Cord Gift

$4.00

Round brain magnet with smiling blue brain and purple 'brain fart' text

Round brain magnet held by finger, smiling blue brain with 'brain fart' text

Brain Fart Magnet | Cute Brain Memory Neuroscience Gift

$4.00

Yellow crew socks with red cuffs; blue and red cartoon eyes and heart graphics

Pair of yellow crew socks with red toes and cuffs, featuring blue-and-red eye designs

Blood Socks | Blood Love, Blood Besties Donor Bank Donation Cute Sock

$15.50

Round blue lungs magnet with cartoon lungs, striped container, and bone icon

Round blue lungs magnet held in fingers, cartoon lungs with striped container icon

You're the Lung That I Want Magnet | Cute Lungs Magnets

$4.00

Gold plush mini figure with black eyes and smile, red-tipped hands and feet, sitting pose

Gold plush mini figure close-up with black eyes and smile, red-tipped ears and hands

Mini Heart of Gold 6.5" Plush Figure

$14.99

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Round red magnet with cartoon kneecaps hugging and “I KNEED A HUG” text

Circular red magnet design with cartoon kneecaps hugging and “I KNEED A HUG” text

Kneed a Hug Magnet - Knee Pain & Knee Replacement Surgery Gift

$4.00

Cute lungs inhaler magnet badge, purple with cartoon hearts and text 'at breathing'

Cute lungs inhaler magnet, purple circle with cartoon lungs and 'at breathing' text

I Suck at Breathing Magnet | Cute Lungs w Happy Inhaler Asthma Magnet

$4.00

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Round red colonoscopy magnet with cartoon bowel and “Saved My Ass” lettering

Small round red colonoscopy magnet held in a hand, with cartoon bowel design

Colonoscopy Saved My Ass Magnet | Funny Cute Bowel Surgery, Colon Cancer Humor Gift

$4.00

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Yellow enamel knee support lapel pin with kneeling figure and 'kneed support' text

Kneed Support Enamel Lapel Pin - Knee Replacement, Surgery, ACL Tear

$8.99

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Yellow and brown stacked spine enamel pin with a small doing just spine charm

Dark short-sleeve ribbed knit top with gathered neckline

Doing Just Spine Enamel Pin - Back, Spinal Surgery Gift

$8.99

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Orange round magnet with cartoon knees and

I Have Bad Knees Magnet - Cute Knee Surgery Replacement Gift, Ortho Humor

$4.00

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Dental enamel pin with tooth characters, floss and boss design, gold accents

Teeth Floss Boss enamel pin depicting a blue toothpaste tube

Teeth Floss Boss Enamel Pin - Dental Care, Oral Health Gift

$8.99

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Pink card with four colon pin badges: yellow, green, purple, and maroon

Four round button pins with cartoon designs in dark purple, yellow, green, and burgundy

Colon Button Set of 4

$10.00

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Our Amazing Customers

★★★★★
Got this as a gift for my daughter with type 1 diabetes. The colour is great and the face is super cute! Its soft and great quality. She LOVES it!
Megan L.

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The spine plush actually cracks! I love the vibrancy of the plushies and their smile is too cute. Will definitely be back!
Mena P.

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I had to purchase this along with a load of other boob merch as I was diagnosed with breast cancer in October so it definitely cheered me up when it arrived. We sure do have a lot in common liking oncologists and disliking breast cancer! 😅
Laura

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Sent it as a gift to someone who was recovering from a cholecystectomy. She loved it. She said that the laugh that she got from it probably did the most for her healing than anything else.
Becki F.

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This testicle plush is firm enough to squeeze and slowly release which is good for stress. I like that when I feel like a coward, he can be my balls when I have none.
April J.

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My friend has pancreatic cancer. She saw the pancreas in the gift store while getting treatment and told me she wanted it. She's been cuddling with it, named it, and said it reminded her to appreciate the good parts of her pancreas.
Kelly M.

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The penis neck pillow is comfy and sturdy, definitely the best one I have ever used! Extra points for the pocket in the foreskin.
Stephanie B.