Boyfriends Gets Her Plushies For Upcoming Medical Procedures

"My boyfriend does this thing where whenever I have medical issue he buys me a plushie, of sed problem. For example, when I had my appendix out he got me a little appendix plushie. 

I don't like plushies though. I do not want more. I am quite frustrated that he keeps getting me them and as I have another surgery coming up on Friday. He tried to get me an ovary pillow and we got into a moderate disagreement about it. Where I was like,

'Please stop *bleeping* doing this. I am just going to give it away. I do NOT want an ovary pillow' 

So he settled for something else. Instead he got me a shirt to year post-surgery that says 'Ova Achiever'. I was like

'Babe thats hilarious I LOVE it' 

And then he was like,

 "Holy *bleep* I found the best thing ever on the internet.'

So he got himself this! So now we're gonna match post-surgery."