Hilarious Penis Plush Travel Pillow

I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get on a plane and travel! And I'm just not comfy on a flight without my favorite penis neck pillow. Go places with your penis!

Our penis is eager to travel 'round the world! Take your penis with you on your next adventure. Relax with a supportive and friendly penis around your neck. Best of all, it keeps unnecessary conversation to a minimum on the bus, train or plane. You need this penis pal!

One customer told us her mother refuses to travel with her while she sports the penis. Bonus! Another happy customer says of our penis neck pillow on Amazon: "I work in Urology and have wanted thus for a looooong time. I just put this on my wish list and lo and behold my awesome bestie got this for my birthday!" Penis dreams coming true!

When it comes to your penis, you CAN take it with you -- and we mean everything -- thanks to our handy foreskin pocket!  Stash your earbuds, a credit card, twenty bucks, or whatever else you want in there. Very secure. I mean, who wants to dig around in someone's foreskin?

What will you put in your foreskin? Travel in style and comfort with our relaxing penis neck pillow. I promise you won't regret it. It's not for everyone, but we know it's the essential travel item for a weirdo like you.