We Made a Penis!

Please meet the latest member of the I Heart Guts family -- our penisAdjustable neck pillow turns your penis into a comforting and supportive friend during travel. Convenient foreskin pocket stores your phone and earbuds — or whatever else you want to stuff in there. Make your penis erect or flaccid in an instant — it’s adjustable! Great for sex education demonstrations + perfect conversation-stopper on a plane or train. Person Next To You: "Hey, what's that around your neck?" You: "It's a Penis." End of conversation! Informative booklet hangtag is crammed with information all about the penis, hilarious art and foreskin facts. Extends to 18" long x 8" wide x 3.5" tall. This flexible neck pillow contains an adjustable rod that is not considered safe for kids under age 14. Use by children under age 14 requires adult supervision.

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