Uterus on The Loose

uterus-iheartguts-recall1Shocking new photos of your uterus as you've never seen her before  -- we thought we should share them with you so you can understand why the uterus is not a children's toy. See for yourself all the naughty things she's been up to: uterus-bedroom-sex-iheartgu Extramarital affairs... uterus-stripper-iheartguts Exotic dancing... uterus-drinking-iheartguts Barhopping. As you can see, she's a pretty wild little organ, so watch out. The uterus -- harmful to children since time immemorial.

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2 comments


  • Jessica

    I can’t wait for the XXX Uterus to be available for purchase!


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