Tough Testicle and Their Teardrop Testosterone Tattoo... DON'T MESS WITH THESE TWO!

Though as one Instagram user comments, maybe they aren't so tough after all: "What's tough about a testicle? One swift kick and he's on the ground, begging for death 😂"

Are the tattoos just a facade? Or do they tell the story of someone who has seen a lot? Perhaps we will never know.