Tastes Like Deer

According to the French jailbird who ate his cellmate's lungs -- the old windbags don't taste like chicken. "What is terrible is that it (the lung) was good," Nicolas Cocaign testified in court. "It has the taste of venison. It is tender." After brutally killing his cellmate with a pair of scissors, Cocaign decided to make a lunch of him, ripping out his lung and concluding, after trying some raw lung, that it might taste better fried with onions. What a gourmand. Cocaign got 30 more years in the slammer for his nasty lunch.

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