Testicle with Testosterone Tattoos

Tough Testicle and Their Teardrop Testosterone Tattoo... DON'T MESS WITH THESE TWO!

Though as one Instagram user comments, maybe they aren't so tough after all: "
What's tough about a testicle? One swift kick and he's on the ground, begging for death 😂"

Are the tattoos just a facade? Or do they tell the story of someone who has seen a lot? Perhaps we will never know. 

Father's Day Worst GiftsLooking for an unusual Father's Day gift? Look no further than our fluffy plush prostates and testicle toys. And if you want to get super awkward with your dad, the ultimate gag gift is of course our penis neck pillow. We got your weird dad covered with tees, mugs and other goodies over at our print-on-demand shoppe. And, because of course we don't mean to reduce your father to just reproductive organs, there are other happy organ print-on-demand parts there too.

 

Happy hormones all together! New enamel pins, from left to right: Testosterone, Insulin and Estrogen.

Because we are total nerds, Testosterone boasts a molecular model beard and Estrogen is sporting the molecular structure for estradiol, one of three types of estrogen made by humans. We especially love the beautiful form of the amino acid chain that comprises Insulin. Get in on this nerdy fashion action!

Don't let cancer mess with your testis! Knowing your vas deferens from your epididymis makes a vast difference when checking your balls. Some folks mistake these scrotal structures for abnormal lumps or cancer during a testicular self-exam, so make sure you know the deferens -- ahem -- difference!

The epididymis, where sperm mature, sits atop your actual testis (the ball part) and feels like a soft swelling inside your scrotum. The rope-like vas deferens, which carries sperm from the testicle to the seminal vesicles and then the penis, leads out from the epididymis. Now you have an excuse to grab those gonads!