Please meet the latest member of the I Heart Guts family -- our penisAdjustable neck pillow turns your penis into a comforting and supportive friend during travel. Convenient foreskin pocket stores your phone and earbuds — or whatever else you want to stuff in there. Make your penis erect or flaccid in an instant — it’s adjustable! Great for sex education demonstrations + perfect conversation-stopper on a plane or train. Person Next To You: "Hey, what's that around your neck?" You: "It's a Penis." End of conversation! Informative booklet hangtag is crammed with information all about the penis, hilarious art and foreskin facts. Extends to 18" long x 8" wide x 3.5" tall. This flexible neck pillow contains an adjustable rod that is not considered safe for kids under age 14. Use by children under age 14 requires adult supervision.

The penis plays an important role in sex, but its day job is liquid waste management – 800-2000 mL of urine leaves the body through the penis daily, while one ejaculate contains a scant 2-5 mL. More fascinating facts about semen: did you know the seminal vesicles – those rabbit ears atop the prostate – contribute the most liquid by volume to semen? Now ya know about stuff that comes out of your penis.

Late night encounters with a Viagra Erection Hardness Score test. 

Try to enjoy that vasectomy, Testicle! ✂️🏀⚽️

Our testicle plush is pretty ballsy and smiles even when faced with a grim circumstance.