We are peeing ourselves with excitement over these awesome new kidney-shaped slippers! 💜💜 Get ready to slide your feet into these restful renals. Plush jersey interior with non-skid soles. Great gift for a hospital stay -- who wants to wear those weird non-slip hospital socks when you can wear ✨kidneys on your feet?✨

ONE SIZE ONLY -- fits shoe size women's 5 to 8. Single slipper measures 10.5" x 7" x 3.5". Handmade in China at an ethically certified factory. Be the first on your nephrology unit or dialysis center to walk around in kidneys. If only they could hold to a Kidney Walk! But you would destroy them walking around outside.

We are excited about these for so many reasons and have been metaphorically dying to share and show, but with the ye olde global pandemic, everything about making, testing, shipping, etc. was slowed down. Anyway, they are here and I hope they fit you or someone you love because there is only one size!!! Sorry in advance to people with bigger or smaller feet!

Do you like coffee? We like coffee! Have a bit of snark with that big sip with one of our enjoyably nerdy mugs emblazoned with adorable organs. Grab a gutsy mug right here.

Gotta explain how your kidneys work -- or don't -- wherever you go? We got you. This adorable kidney tote bag shows you exactly how blood gets filtered and turned into pee. Take it with you on your next dialysis clinic visit and get ready to school people. Can also be printed as a poster to spice up the walls at your nephrologist's office. Ureters in the air for your awesome kidneys, everybody!