Penis Face Mask

Why wear a penis face mask, you might ask? One simple reason: people will stay away from you! Specifically, six feet away from you! Have you ever seen such a cute collection of penises, testicles, bladder, prostates and kidneys? No, you have not! Look at these cute doctors wearing our masks:

Seriously, I think urologists have the best sense of humor of all doctors. Don't take it from us: 1 out of 1,000 urologists (and maybe 1 out of 5 fun-loving urologists, closer to 1 out of 1 weirdo urological surgeons) agree that wearing a penis face mask is the most fun kind of PPE there is.

So slap a penis on your face and watch people's eyes widen as they realize what they are looking at. And if you need to lighten the mood at a vasectomy consult, prostate cancer tough talk or other urgent urological issue that could use a soft touch, don our prostate, testicle and penis face mask and watch the LOLs roll in.

Related Posts

Here Comes the Easter Ovary 🐣🌸

Looking for weird easter basket ideas?  If you're making a medical student easter basket, fun hospital easter basket ...

Read More

🍀 Happy St. Patricks Day 🌈

🍀  This St. Patrick’s Day, follow the rainbow… but don’t forget to thank your adrenal glands for the extra burst of c...

Read More

Don't Pick Flowers 🌹, Pick Organs 🫀!

Flowers wilt 🥀, chocolate melts, but organ plushies are Forever! Valentine's Day is coming, and you have the perfect ...

Read More