Penis Face Mask

Why wear a penis face mask, you might ask? One simple reason: people will stay away from you! Specifically, six feet away from you! Have you ever seen such a cute collection of penises, testicles, bladder, prostates and kidneys? No, you have not! Look at these cute doctors wearing our masks:

Seriously, I think urologists have the best sense of humor of all doctors. Don't take it from us: 1 out of 1,000 urologists (and maybe 1 out of 5 fun-loving urologists, closer to 1 out of 1 weirdo urological surgeons) agree that wearing a penis face mask is the most fun kind of PPE there is.

So slap a penis on your face and watch people's eyes widen as they realize what they are looking at. And if you need to lighten the mood at a vasectomy consult, prostate cancer tough talk or other urgent urological issue that could use a soft touch, don our prostate, testicle and penis face mask and watch the LOLs roll in.

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