Mommy Brain

The many stages of Mommy Brain.

Which Mommy Brain are you?

I am downsizing the "Want Booze" section of my brain significantly so you don't think me a total lush dirtbag. My faking interest in video games is ON POINT, tho.

Also pretty sure "turning into my mother" happens long before the teen years...I'm sure I'm missing things as I am just now venturing into this phase of Mommy Brain.

If I ever say this to some mom with a cranky toddler, please punch me in the face. Ultimately, though, we will all end up here. Where did the time go? 

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