Menopause: End of the Road, But the Beginning of Another Journey.

When your ovaries stop producing estrogen and progesterone, then you’re menopausal! You know it’s happening when you haven’t had your period for one year. This typically happens after age 45. Time to schedule your 🎉Menopause Party🎉 when you experience:
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• 🔴 Changes in Menstruation 🚫
• 🔥 Hot Flashes 🔥
• 😡 Mood Swings 😡
• 😴 Sleeping Problems 😳
• 😕 Memory Probs 😕
• 🍂Vaginal 🍣 Dryness 🍂

The good news? No more periods! No more blood coming out of your vagina and no more tampons! The bad news: your risk for osteoporosis goes up. More interesting stuff about menopause:
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🇯🇵 There is no word for “hot flash” in Japanese. 🇯🇵
😱 You can still get pregnant! 😱
🌸 Menopause can shrink uterine fibroids. 🌸

For all your pre or post menopausal needs, check out our Uterus, Cervix, Vagina and Ovary collections on iheartguts.com

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