Love Language

Plush Organs for Valentine's DayNeed your body to say something "interesting" this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our quirky plush organs, ready to ship to your latest squeeze, crush, booty call, love interest, "special friend," mate, Tinder match, friend, pal, girlfriend, boyfriend, theyfriend, work wife, eff boi, regular wife, husband, lover, fiance, betrothed or whatever you have going on! Don't say it with flowers when you could say it with. We will let you figure out WHO you're sending it to, in the meantime, please peep our recommended shipping guidelines for an on-time-ish arrival for Feb 13th (Valentine's Day falls on a Sunday this yea!). NOTE: all major shipping carriers are experiencing delays. Order earlier than you think to get guts on time. We cannot guarantee any delivery dates, but we will do our darndest to get it to you within the circumstances of a global pandemic and chronic USPS short-staffedness. Your best bet for holiday happiness? Order Early + Use Priority Mail! We saw a lot of mess with first class over the 2020 holiday season and cannot say strongly enough how MUCH BETTER Priority Mail is. It costs more, yes, but you will get your guts.

USA ORDERS FOR FEB. 13th DELIVERY
• Order by Jan. 28 via USPS First Class
• Order by Feb. 7 via Priority Mail
• Orders after Feb. 8th visit a Store Near You or Amazon Prime
• When it’s Feb. 14th give ‘em a hug, kiss or a Gift Card!

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS for FEB. 13th
CUSTOMS FEES/VAT NOT INCLUDED!
• Order by Jan. 8 via USPS First Class International
• Order by Jan. 14 via USPS Priority Mail

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