
In honor of
International Talk Like a Pirate Day (this and every September 19th), the guts have come up with a guide to help you release your inner pirate!
Popular Phrases Include: Shiver me timbers, sing a chantey, land ho, sail the high seas, X marks the spot, and walk the plank.
Remember to say
Arr,
Arghh, and
Aye as many times as possible.
Throw in some mouth slurps to recreate the sound of poor dental health.
Be sure to sprinkle in words like: booty, pillage, mate, ye, scalleywag, loot, prisoners, mutiny, surrender, jolly, and treasure map.
Bonus: Wear an eye patch !
Have some insider tips on how to speak Pirate? Let me know in the comments!
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