Hot Flash Sale ️‍🔥⚡🥵 Thru 3/2

The deals are flowing like diarrhea in the I Heart Guts sale section! We got stuff as low as 50 cents EACH! Take this crap away so we can make room for more exciting new goodies (more tea on that later)! We are cleaning ourselves out like a big ol' swig of colonoscopy prep -- won't you help us by taking a fistful of rectums home with you?

It's like a colonic but for our store! And instead of poop, you get great gutsy gifts at rock-bottom prices. We are dropping deals on colon stickers, rectum keychains and rectum pins. You’ll kick yourself in the rectum if you miss this flash sale flush with colorectal gifts— ends Sunday 3/2. Cmon, buy some of our crap and take home some buttholes before we run out. Budget butts FTW!

Prices dropping like testicles during puberty! (Also testicle pins are just $1, so grab 2 balls, or perhaps 20 to donate to your local sperm bank.) Get sex ed gift favs like Sexy Reproductive Sticker Set, Ovum Pin and Skene's gland at waaay "down-there" prices. Nerdy repro system players such as hypothalamus and pituitary are also on sale now. Don’t wait — these deals will dry up quicker than a perimenopausal vag, so take home some gut babies TODAY.

Clean us out of teeth, ears and buttholes -- please! Clean us out like a bad case of the stomach flu. Out with the old and in with the new (... more on that soon!). It's great stuff at great prices, we just have too much of some things! And we love passing healthy savings on to you, our fabulous customers.

Urgent! We have cheap socks! Cute bladder socks are just 50 cents — can you tell we are relieving ourselves of these? We need these to go, go, GO -- won't you take these socks home with you -- pweeeze? Heart of Gold socks also on clearance for 50 cents -- you pay for shipping. Just like your bladder, these organ character socks have got to go,

Chomp on great deals! Gold tooth plushie, tooth pin, gold tooth keychain and tooth stickers all on sale! Speaking of the digestive system, GERD sucks, but a big sale on esophagus pins doesn’t! Help us make room for more stuff by taking esophagus pins home with you 🥹 — take 10, take 20 -- they’re only $1.

Now hear this 🗣️👂📢 : great prices on inner ear plushies and other cute ENT gifts through 11/18. Sinus, tonsil, esophagus, larynx all wanna go home with you — won’t you give them a forever home? 🥹 At just $1 buck, ENT docs can give these pins away like candy in their clinic!

Did you know it's Adopt-a-Lymph Node week? That's not actually true, but it is facts that Lymph node plushies are on sale this weekend only! Don’t sleep on low prices on pineal gland plushies. If you love glands, then you'll love the master gland, pituitary plushie, on sale now.

Stationery and Journal are just 95 cents each. Yep, you heard me right. Grab a bunch of these for your Child Life hospital needs. Help us find a happy home for these cute organ stationery and journal. We're gonna be honest, we need to make some quick cash to help pay for some exciting new stuff coming through. Help us by buying some of our fun stuff!

Blink and you'll miss it! This amazing I Heart Guts blowout sale ends Sunday 3/2/25. at 11:59 PST Don't spend an arm and a leg when you could spend a few bones. If you're feeling the economic pinch like we are, then you'll love this budget-friendly sale. So much good stuff, it'll be hard to choose! Stock up now!