Advanced Maternal Age

All the medical terms for "pregnancy over 35" are cringe, so we are workshopping new names in this uterus comic! I'd pick "Old Folks' Womb" or "Elder Incubator" myself. How about "Fallow Fundus" or “Retro Reproductive System” or "Overripe Ovaries"? I'm fond of "GILFy Gonads." Any other ideas? Maybe we just call it, simply... "Pregnancy Over 35"?