Pearly Whites

GroovyToothThis article on Not Flossing made me laugh. Here are the best parts. Excuses for Not Flossing: 10) Food doesn't get caught between my teeth, so I don't have to floss. 9) I don't have time. 8) It makes my gums bleed. 7) My teeth are too close together. 6) I don't get cavities, whether or not I take care of my teeth; superior genetics. 5) I don't know how to floss. 4) I don't know how. 3) I'm not coordinated enough. 2) It hurts to floss. 1) The floss keeps shredding. Have a better excuse? Tell us in the comments!

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  • tateadog

    my teeth dont like it


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