Uterus Inc.

Leave it it the uterus to make a big splash on the floor of the House of Representatives. Republican house leaders reprimanded Florida state representative Scott Randolph, after he suggested his wife "incorporate her uterus" and also asked them to "look into your heart" in order to get business-friendly Republicans to leave women's lady parts alone. "Republicans, after all, wouldn't want to further regulate a Florida business," reported the St. Petersberg Times on the incident, which occurred in late March. The GOP defended itself, telling him not to discuss "body parts" on the house floor without first letting kids leave (let's not forget everyone in the chamber had, early on, spent time inside a uterus). Obviously, no one's gonna make a U-turn on how they feel about the "U-word." The comment has since inspired songs, a Uterati Facebook page, led the ACLU to create the website incorporatemyuterus.com and Andrew Leonard at Salon.com wants to get a t-shirt made: "Get the government out of my uterus, and into Goldman Sachs."

Related Posts

You Won’t Find Cheaper Organs Anywhere
Load up on guts this holiday season with our heart-stopping Black Friday & Cyber Monday sales! Get 30% OFF EVERYT...
Read More
Funny Holiday Gifts for Friends, Fam & Healthcare Workers
For guaranteed laughs and smiles from your loved ones this holiday season, look no further than our Curated Gift Guid...
Read More
What Are Tonsils and Why Are They Taking Mine?
Tonsil surgery may not be fun, but it sure is common! There are a half-million tonsillectomies every year in the US! ...
Read More

Leave a comment

Please note, comments must be approved before they are published

This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.