Shocking new photos of your uterus as you've never seen her before -- we thought we should share them with you so you can understand why the uterus is not a children's toy. See for yourself all the naughty things she's been up to: Extramarital affairs... Exotic dancing... Barhopping. As you can see, she's a pretty wild little organ, so watch out. The uterus -- harmful to children since time immemorial.