Give the gift of a cute rectum magnet when life kicks you in the butthole. Grab some rectal cancer gifts to lift spirits -- and rectums! Get wrecked with our log-rolling rectum magnet, and you might get tossed. Super strong 2.25" magnet will stick to your fridge like glue. Made in the USA.
Our adorable "How I Roll" rectum magnet is the ultimate conversation starter! Get your favorite colorectal surgeon something he or she will never forget (and maybe never display in public).
Are you totally anal? This rectum magnet will keep your papers nice and organized on your fridge or filing cabinet. We’ve got your butts covered with the best rectum cancer gifts. IBS, IBD, Crohn’s and colitis warriors love cute rectums at health walks, conference booths and awareness events.
What does the rectum do? The rectum is the last stop for poop! The butt of many jokes, the rectum plays a serious role when it comes to pooping. This fecal loading dock is lined with nerve endings that, when filled with poop, tell the brain to find a bathroom pronto.
When life gives you rectum disease, make lemonade! And if you can't make lemonade, we know you can serve up some fresh diarrhea. This funny butthole magnet will be the star of your table, booth or prize wheel giveaway!
More rectal gifts -- tees! posters! sweatshirts -- in our Colon Collection on Threadless.
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