Our keychain family has grown! Attach your keys to your rectum and never lose them again! Get your cute smiling organ keychain right here at I Heart Guts.com.
We are super excited to introduce organ keychains to our lineup of gutsy products! More useful and cheaper than a plush organ, these are a great item that will be sure to bring more joy to your keychain. Check them out and see if there isn't one that might unlock the door to more fun with keys. Think of all the great ways to organize -- a brain keychain for the office, testicle for the garage, tooth for the always locked door to the dentist office bathroom (what's up with that, anyway? Are people sneaking into the medical offices to use the john? Stealing toilet paper?). Attention medical office managers -- how about testicle for the men's room and uterus for the ladies'? Perfect for the fertility clinic. You could also hack these into medals for fundraising runs -- diabetes, ovarian cancer, you name it. We hope you like them as much as we do! We didn't have enough dough to make every single organ, so please let us know which guts you'd like to see in keychain form in the future.