Break out the tissues, people -- Eyeball just won the Oscar for Best Tearjerker. 👀 💦💦💦💦💦

We've always known our eyeball plush is a sight for sore eyes!

Happy National Science Day from eyeball! Now go do an eyeball workout and read about the fascinating world of science.

Our eyeball plush finally had to get reading glasses. Poor eyeball. But we keep telling him he still looks great for his old age! Must be an optical illusion.

heartofgold-iheartgutseyeball-party-pupil-iheartguts tooth-gangstas-iheartgutsWe have three new plushes for you to love! Please meet our Eyeball plush, Party Pupil in the House; our Tooth Plush, Flossin' Ain't Just For Gangstas; and best of all, we have brought back the Heart of Gold plush, this time bigger, better and made from fabulous metallic pleather. Be the first in your dentist's office with a plush tooth or the first on your block with a squashy snuggly eyeball.
Eye can't believe it, we finally have eyeball lapel pins at I Heart Guts. Over the years many of you have pointed out our neglect of this most important optic organ, and I'll admit I was a little unsure about putting eyes on an eyeball -- it just seemed a little too strange, even for us. However, I finally drew one I felt good about, and once I got over what color eyes this eyeball ought to have -- brown? black? blue? purple? -- we got it made into a pin. Thanks to everyone who voted on "Party Pupil in The House" (it won by a landslide -- 54% of you liked that better than "Easy on the Eyes" and "Some Nerve") that was my favorite slogan, too!