Not today, satan. I mean, appendix!
Need a shirt to celebrate that burst appendix? Sure you do! Wear our Appendix R.I.P. T-shirt with pride once that pesky vestigial organ is gone to the great incinerator in the sky. We've not only got appendix shirts, we've got appendix mugs, appendix phone cases, you name it, we've slapped an appendix on it.