Valentine Card Funny Medical HumorNeed a valentine card that comes straight from the Colon? We get that. Hand out these medical-themed valentines and watch the LOLs roll in. Happy V-day!

Thumbs up to all the colorectal surgeons out there saving asses!

Our rectum plush likes to get anal…with her files.

The butt of many jokes, the rectum plays a serious role when it comes to pooping. This fecal loading dock is lined with nerve endings that, when filled with poop, tell the brain to find a bathroom pronto. Strong muscles push the poop out of the rectum and through the anus and, if you’re lucky, into the toilet! In case you're looking for your own to snuggle, our new plush rectum is now available for preorder.