Leave it it the uterus to make a big splash on the floor of the House of Representatives. Republican house leaders reprimanded Florida state representative Scott Randolph, after he suggested his wife “incorporate her uterus” and also asked them to “look into your heart” in order to get business-friendly Republicans to leave women’s lady parts alone. ”Republicans, after all, wouldn’t want to further regulate a Florida business,” reported the St. Petersberg Times on the incident, which occurred in late March. The GOP defended itself, telling him not to discuss “body parts” on the house floor without first letting kids leave (let’s not forget everyone in the chamber had, early on, spent time inside a uterus). Obviously, no one’s gonna make a U-turn on how they feel about the “U-word.” The comment has since inspired songs, a Uterati Facebook page, led the ACLU to create the website incorporatemyuterus.com and Andrew Leonard at Salon.com wants to get a t-shirt made: “Get the government out of my uterus, and into Goldman Sachs.”
Posts Tagged ‘uterus’
Uterus Inc.
Posted: Wednesday, June 8th, 2011Guts in Gotham
Posted: Monday, May 16th, 2011
Come see your guts in Manhattan next weekend! We will be shilling guts (and raffling off some stuff, too) and enjoying being back in our ye olde stomping grounds during the Bust Magazine Craftacular and Food Fair. Can’t wait to see what all the East Coast craft mafia has been doing and sample some of the yummy foods! Highlights from the show: free goodie bags for the first 300 peeps with stuff from sponsors like Blue Q and Modcloth; Fang skirt by New York Couture, baked goods by You’ll Eat It and Like It; embroidered can-tab coasters by Thimbletop, hilarious greeting cards by McBittersons Tasteless Wares, and star chef Gabrielle Hamilton of Prune will be there to sign her new book, Blood, Bones and Butter. The dirty details: May 21st at 82 Mercer in Soho between Spring and Broome. 11am-8pm and only $3 bucks to get in! Come and visit us, we’d love to see you!
Like a Lady
Posted: Friday, July 2nd, 2010
Here’s two things men don’t need — a machine that helps them menstruate and a foot nipple. Fantastic.
Bone Up On Anatomy
Posted: Thursday, June 24th, 2010
Many of you have written in to suggest making some sort of graphic showing where all the guts and glands live in the body, and I’ve finally gotten around to creating one. It’s even got rollovers so you can learn more about, say, your pineal gland, should you have time to squander. For the purposes of simplicity, we’ve made the body a hermaphrodite — she’s got a uterus to go with her prostate and testes! We’ll call her/him Hermie.
Sexy New Undies
Posted: Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
We are extremely excited to introduce our first pair of I Heart Guts underwear! These fancy pants feature the ovary and testicle in a chance encounter on your panties. At first we wanted to call them Reproductive Booty Shorts, for ladies looking for something special to wear while trying to conceive, but let’s be real. You might not want to tangle with the DNA of some of the gentlemen you take home with you. So we thought about The Sexuality Knickers instead, but that sounds so American Apparel. So they’re Sexy Booty Shorts. Do what you will with them, we won’t judge.
Uterine Song + Dance
Posted: Wednesday, October 7th, 2009Can menstruation be cute? We like to think so. Check out this menstruation animation by Koit Studios for a little instruction on what’s going on down there every month. {Thanks, Carolyn!}
Test For Humans
Posted: Thursday, July 30th, 2009
Considering the fact that I look at internal organs all day long for a living, my score on the name all the internal organs in four minutes quiz is shamefully bad. I only got 15 out of 24 total organs, isn’t that pathetic? Granted, it was mainly because I didn’t really read the directions and forgot to pluralize things like parathyroids and ovaries (and jeez, who knew the esophagus would be included, but skin wouldn’t? And they rejected spelling gallbladder as one word. I say, look it up in the dictionary, bitches). Anyway, learn from my mistakes, pluralize, and take the quiz. The clock does start ticking right away, so be ready to go when you click on the link and don’t dawdle like I did.
Pancreas Gets A Podcast
Posted: Monday, January 26th, 2009
If you’re interested in hearing me yap on and on about guts, this podcast called Serving Donuts did a little interview with me about I Heart Guts, the sad story of the uterus recall, liver ‘n onions, and the least popular organ. I have a cold, so I sound all stuffy, but if you have time to squander, by all means listen away. These guys have really professional-sounding radio voices, so it was kind of bizarre to talk to them — it felt like talking back to A.M. radio, which I do a lot, incidentally.
Shiny Sparkly Guts!
Posted: Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
We’ve got a couple of sparkly new tees coming in today, both with fabulous metallic inks, we hope you’ll like ‘em. The first, barely in time for Valentine’s Day, is a Heart of Gold tee, for ladies only. Quite possibly even more exciting is our new guts and glands shirt, which includes all the guts and glands characters — even testicles! For those of you really wanting to wear your prostate on your sleeve, this is the shirt for you. They are sorta arrayed where they are supposed to go, offering a mini-anatomy refresher when you need it.













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