It takes balls to give testicle gifts! Our funny fuzzy testicle plush is extra snuggly and loves hugs. If you like your balls small, we have a testicle lapel pin and testicle keychain. So many testicle gag gifts for vasectomy surgery, testicular cancer survivor or fun-loving urologist!
What Are Testicles?
Testicles make sex hormones and sperm. These gonads hang in a happy pair inside the scrotum, just below the penis. Sperm is the swimming cell responsible for helping make new humans. Hormones in the brain spark testosterone production in the testicles. Absolutely nuts!
Wanna know more about testicles? I thought you'd never ask! The testicles make approximately a million sperm a day, that’s about 1,500 per second. The testicle’s pompadour Elvis-esque hairdo is called the epididymis, it’s an incubator for developing sperm babies. It’s like sperm preschool!
The average ejaculate contains 100 million mature sperm. So that’s 36,500,000,000 sperm per man per year (assuming one ejaculate per day 365 days a year). That's enough semen to fill a swimming pool!
Why do testicles move? According to our unscientific poll, 45% of folks adjust their testicles six or more times a day. All this adjusting is because testicles actually do move around on their own. The cremaster muscle automatically shifts the balls around to help them keep them cool. Testicles live outside the body because developing sperm need to be slightly cooler than the average body temp of 98.6 F.
What are blue balls? Technically, it's actually called "epididymal hypertension" and it occurs when testicles undergo a long period of sexual excitement without their trademark release of sperm. Any bluish tint is actually extra blood! The coloration may be subtle or the color of your scrotum may remain the same -- blue balls are not always blue.
Octopus gonads are stored inside its head — It’s literally sex on the brain.
Give your testicular cancer survivor the warm fuzzies with our soft testicle plushie, or support and spread awareness with testicle buttons or testicle pins. It's a ballsy move, but wearing a testicle on your jacket can help lift your testicle cancer warrior.
Our testicles also make great gifts for vasectomy recovery and post-op! Support to a vasectomy patient with our funny testicle surgery gifts. Bring a grin to that snipped vas deferens. All you really need after you get the snip is a pack of frozen peas, pain meds and rest. But your vasectomy care package won't be complete with out a testicle plushie, testicle-shaped pin or pocket-size testicle keychain.
Wanna know more about testicles? I thought you'd never ask! The testicles make approximately a million sperm a day, that’s about 1,500 per second. The testicle’s pompadour Elvis-esque hairdo is called the epididymis, it’s an incubator for developing sperm babies. It’s like sperm preschool!
The average ejaculate contains 100 million mature sperm. So that’s 36,500,000,000 sperm per man per year (assuming one ejaculate per day 365 days a year). That's enough semen to fill a swimming pool!
Why do testicles move? According to our unscientific poll, 45% of folks adjust their testicles six or more times a day. All this adjusting is because testicles actually do move around on their own. The cremaster muscle automatically shifts the balls around to help them keep them cool. Testicles live outside the body because developing sperm need to be slightly cooler than the average body temp of 98.6 F.
What are blue balls? Technically, it's actually called "epididymal hypertension" and it occurs when testicles undergo a long period of sexual excitement without their trademark release of sperm. Any bluish tint is actually extra blood! The coloration may be subtle or the color of your scrotum may remain the same -- blue balls are not always blue.
Octopus gonads are stored inside its head — It’s literally sex on the brain.
Give your testicular cancer survivor the warm fuzzies with our soft testicle plushie, or support and spread awareness with testicle buttons or testicle pins. It's a ballsy move, but wearing a testicle on your jacket can help lift your testicle cancer warrior.
Our testicles also make great gifts for vasectomy recovery and post-op! Support to a vasectomy patient with our funny testicle surgery gifts. Bring a grin to that snipped vas deferens. All you really need after you get the snip is a pack of frozen peas, pain meds and rest. But your vasectomy care package won't be complete with out a testicle plushie, testicle-shaped pin or pocket-size testicle keychain.